Jet-Lee
Dec-28th-05, 12:04 pm
Ok, first I guess I should explain my home setup.
I have Cox's Premium Internet deal, 5mbps connection blah blah, extended cable TV service.
My modem is sitting on my nightstand, atop a phone router and under a wireless router. The modem is plugged into the cable, power, and is the source for the wireless router. The wireless router has output connections running to my computer, my xbox, and the source input for the phone router. The phone router has one output connection going to my cordless phone. I also have one laptop in the living room that connects wirelessly to the wireless router.
Make sense?
I have Vonage broadband phone, the reason for the phone router connected to the cable internet.
Apparently, every so often you have to unplug your modem for 10 minutes to reset it, because "the modem builds up ions and clogs the data lines and they just need to be cleaned." Bullshit, your service just sucks and that's your excuse. Oh well, this is only supposed to happen like once every two months or something, when your modem goes offline and you have no internet. I get it 3+ times a day. When my internet goes offline, so does my phone, cause it uses the internet.
My phone call to Cocks:
Me: "How often, on average, do customers have to reset their modems?"
Him:(sounds gay) "Well, there really is no set schedule...."
Me: "ON AVERAGE, how often?"
Him: "Well, there really is no set...."
"ON AVERAGE, average, I know there's no set schedule, but how long, ON AVERAGE, should it go before I have to reset it?"
"Well, I really don't know because there is...."
"Ok, nevermind. I have to do it 3 or more times a day."
"Are you at home now?"
"No. When my internet goes offline I can't use my phone because it is a broadband phone."
"I'm showing your modem is offline."
"That's why I'm calling."
"Are you at home?"
"......"
"Sir?"
"No."
"Well, I need you to call from home when this sort of thing happens so..."
"I CAN'T, my phone is an internet phone, it runs through the modem. When my modem is offline, so is my phone."
"Well, I really need you to call from home so we can tell you what things to do..."
"What kinds of things?"
"Simple things."
"Like?"
"Little things like pulling the power cord from the modem...."
"Well, here's what I do."
"But..."
"I pull the modem power. I pull the router power. Wait 10 minutes. Plug the modem back in and wait for the little light on the far right to stay solid. This is the modem YOU sold us. Then I plug the router back in, let it run its setup deal, then go in to it's setup on my computer and reset it yet again. I check connections and I have a 4-5mbps internet connection and a 30 some odd mbps connection to the router, for about 30 minutes."
"Well, I need you to call me from home....."
"I CAN'T CALL YOU FROM HOME. THE PHONE DOESN'T WORK WHEN THE MODEM IS OFFLINE."
"Don't you have a cell phone?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because I don't want one."
"Can you borrow one?"
"Sure, but what are you going to tell me different to do than what I already do?!"
"Little things like unplugging....."
"Nevermind."
"Can I help you with anything else, Sir?"
"Can you? You can't help me with the first thing. What makes you think you can help me with anything else?!"
"......"
"No, you can't help me with anything else."
"Well, then you have a good day."
"Riight."
-click-
HOW FUCKING RETARDED IS THIS FUCKING SHIT?!
I have Cox's Premium Internet deal, 5mbps connection blah blah, extended cable TV service.
My modem is sitting on my nightstand, atop a phone router and under a wireless router. The modem is plugged into the cable, power, and is the source for the wireless router. The wireless router has output connections running to my computer, my xbox, and the source input for the phone router. The phone router has one output connection going to my cordless phone. I also have one laptop in the living room that connects wirelessly to the wireless router.
Make sense?
I have Vonage broadband phone, the reason for the phone router connected to the cable internet.
Apparently, every so often you have to unplug your modem for 10 minutes to reset it, because "the modem builds up ions and clogs the data lines and they just need to be cleaned." Bullshit, your service just sucks and that's your excuse. Oh well, this is only supposed to happen like once every two months or something, when your modem goes offline and you have no internet. I get it 3+ times a day. When my internet goes offline, so does my phone, cause it uses the internet.
My phone call to Cocks:
Me: "How often, on average, do customers have to reset their modems?"
Him:(sounds gay) "Well, there really is no set schedule...."
Me: "ON AVERAGE, how often?"
Him: "Well, there really is no set...."
"ON AVERAGE, average, I know there's no set schedule, but how long, ON AVERAGE, should it go before I have to reset it?"
"Well, I really don't know because there is...."
"Ok, nevermind. I have to do it 3 or more times a day."
"Are you at home now?"
"No. When my internet goes offline I can't use my phone because it is a broadband phone."
"I'm showing your modem is offline."
"That's why I'm calling."
"Are you at home?"
"......"
"Sir?"
"No."
"Well, I need you to call from home when this sort of thing happens so..."
"I CAN'T, my phone is an internet phone, it runs through the modem. When my modem is offline, so is my phone."
"Well, I really need you to call from home so we can tell you what things to do..."
"What kinds of things?"
"Simple things."
"Like?"
"Little things like pulling the power cord from the modem...."
"Well, here's what I do."
"But..."
"I pull the modem power. I pull the router power. Wait 10 minutes. Plug the modem back in and wait for the little light on the far right to stay solid. This is the modem YOU sold us. Then I plug the router back in, let it run its setup deal, then go in to it's setup on my computer and reset it yet again. I check connections and I have a 4-5mbps internet connection and a 30 some odd mbps connection to the router, for about 30 minutes."
"Well, I need you to call me from home....."
"I CAN'T CALL YOU FROM HOME. THE PHONE DOESN'T WORK WHEN THE MODEM IS OFFLINE."
"Don't you have a cell phone?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because I don't want one."
"Can you borrow one?"
"Sure, but what are you going to tell me different to do than what I already do?!"
"Little things like unplugging....."
"Nevermind."
"Can I help you with anything else, Sir?"
"Can you? You can't help me with the first thing. What makes you think you can help me with anything else?!"
"......"
"No, you can't help me with anything else."
"Well, then you have a good day."
"Riight."
-click-
HOW FUCKING RETARDED IS THIS FUCKING SHIT?!