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04Mazda6s
Dec-11th-03, 11:51 pm
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver back off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night

Jenevive
Dec-22nd-03, 6:54 am
How cute!! :)

Maliwho97
Dec-22nd-03, 12:11 pm
I really need to remix that.

Maliwho97
Dec-22nd-03, 9:21 pm
Twas the night before Christmas, On my way home,
This pesky Z28 wouldn't leave me alone.
I down shift, I down shift, I pull far away
Yet this domestic still wanted to play.
Side by side, he motions a race,
So I leave it to boost, to put him in his place.
On Boost! On VTEC! On Purge! On Bottle!
I will dust this V8, once my foot hits the throttle!
I pull him hard, but my tires aren't gripping!
18 PSI, no traction, I'm slipping!
I shift into second, then bark in to third,
Pssssshhhhh from the blow off valve is all that he heard.
Headlights in my rear view, I see him grow small,
Its always nice to see a V8 fall.
I pull ahead, and my hazards dance!
"God Created Turbo Lag to give V8's a Chance."

jasonslyric00
Dec-22nd-03, 9:32 pm
Originally posted by Maliwho97@Dec 23 2003, 03:21 AM
Twas the night before Christmas, On my way home,
This pesky Z28 wouldn't leave me alone.
I down shift, I down shift, I pull far away
Yet this domestic still wanted to play.
Side by side, he motions a race,
So I leave it to boost, to put him in his place.
On Boost! On VTEC! On Purge! On Bottle!
I will dust this V8, once my foot hits the throttle!
I pull him hard, but my tires aren't gripping!
18 PSI, no traction, I'm slipping!
I shift into second, then bark in to third,
Pssssshhhhh from the blow off valve is all that he heard.
Headlights in my rear view, I see him grow small,
Its always nice to see a V8 fall.
I pull ahead, and my hazards dance!
"God Created Turbo Lag to give V8's a Chance."
This one has a WAAAAAAAY better flow...

And a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better story...much more believable!!!
:nwai: I = imports, beeeeyaaaaatch!!! :lol:
(Had to add that)





:burnout: = V8
:shiftingfun: :gold: = tuned I4's!!







This oughtta stew some shit!

Maliwho97
Dec-22nd-03, 9:37 pm
Haha, good one man!
Thanks!

eklipschk
Dec-22nd-03, 9:38 pm
good job babe (mali)

chino
Dec-24th-03, 9:29 am
:thumbup: good one Mali

John02Hawk
Dec-25th-03, 12:34 am
lol

:D

SmokeyTheBear
Dec-25th-03, 5:56 pm
lol they are both awesome.

Maliwho97
Dec-29th-03, 9:36 pm
But mine was 5 minute free-styled!!!!!!!!!!