Would you rather.......

[3rdgenRX7]

Lets see who can come up with the best would you rather... questions


Heres a couple to get this thread started

Would you rather have you mom walk is on you masterbating or walk in on your mom?

Would you rather marry a girl that has only been with one person which was your dad or have sex with a slut?

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

I got plenty more to use later

[Triepsyn]

Would you rather have you mom walk is on you masterbating or walk in on your mom?
I would rather her walk in on me. It's a normal part of "growing up" as they put it. Plus, it's more typical this way.

Would you rather marry a girl that has only been with one person which was your dad or have sex with a slut?
I'd rather fuck a slut.

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
I'd rather lose a leg. I use my arms wayyy too much. Plus, they have those Electro-Mobility scooters that look pretty sweet. :P

[Triepsyn]

Okay, here's some new questions.

1. Would you rather die a virgin or die a slut?

2. Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death?

3. Would you rather live with your parents & have money or be on your own and be broke?

[3rdgenRX7]

1. Would you rather die a virgin or die a slut?

a slut or man-whore is fine with me

2. Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death?

freeze cause you will go numb i think

3. Would you rather live with your parents & have money or be on your own and be broke?

live with my parents and have money, you can always rent a hotel room

[3rdgenRX7]

Would you rather burn at the stake or stabbed to death with a stake?

Would you rather brake all your fingers or all your toes?

Would you rather have sex with your mom or sufficate yourself?

Would you rather age from the neck down or the feet up?

[Triepsyn]

Would you rather burn at the stake or stabbed to death with a stake?
Oh god. Probably stabbed to death, I think I'd die quicker. :huh:

Would you rather brake all your fingers or all your toes?
Break all of my toes. Do you not remember me talking about the electric mobility chair? :lol:

Would you rather have sex with your mom or sufficate yourself?
I'd rather fuck my mom. As horrible as that sounds, I don't want to die.

Would you rather age from the neck down or the feet up?
Age from the neck down, at least that way my face would be baby muthafuckin smooth. B) Plus, I could give a fuck less what my feet look like.

[Triepsyn]

1. Would you rather screw Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera or Jessica Simpson?

2. Would you rather eat McDonalds or Burger King?

3. Would you rather drive a Mustang GT or Camaro Z-28?

4. Would you rather drown or suffocate?

[Spiderman]

1. Would you rather screw Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera or Jessica Simpson?
Jessica Simpson......less chance of having my dick fall off later

2. Would you rather eat McDonalds or Burger King?
McDonalds

3. Would you rather drive a Mustang GT or Camaro Z-28?
Mustang GT

4. Would you rather drown or suffocate?
Drown

[Spiderman]

1. Would you rather have a nice car and crappy house or nice house and crappy car?

2. Would you rather off NSync or Backstreet Boys

Thats all I got, lol!

[3rdgenRX7]

1. Would you rather have a nice car and crappy house or nice house and crappy car?
crappy house

2. Would you rather off NSync or Backstreet Boys
both :lol:

1. Would you rather screw Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera or Jessica Simpson?
Britney
2. Would you rather eat McDonalds or Burger King?
McDonalds
3. Would you rather drive a Mustang GT or Camaro Z-28?
GT
4. Would you rather drown or suffocate?
Drown

[Triepsyn]

1. Would you rather have a nice car and crappy house or nice house and crappy car?
Crappy house with nice car. I knew a guy that had a shitty house with no electricity and no water, but had a really nice car. B)

2. Would you rather off NSync or Backstreet Boys
I'd rather off N-Sync, those are so goofy-looking motherfuckers.

[BDP]

you guys got like "would you rather" books?? :P

Sorry, i dont have any, all i can think of is what i heard on the radio tuesday :thumbup:

[3rdgenRX7]

I dont have the book and Ive only heard a couple on the radio. Some ppl have been doing this at school and some of them are funny so I thought I would spread the laughter

[Mr. Merk]

ya'll are just sick, but so am i...

crappy house

NSync

[3rdgenRX7]

1. Would you rather die a virgin or die a nasty slut/man-whore?

2. Would you rather fall in love and marry or be able to get any1 you wanted but
never fall in love?

3. Would you rather get a Prince Albert or lose a hand?

[04Mazda6s]

Originally posted by Spiderman@Nov 26 2003, 04:08 PM
3. Would you rather drive a Mustang GT or Camaro Z-28?
Mustang GT

::gags:: GT's are slow, aaaand though I am totally for Ford, I have to admit the Z-28's are MUCH nicer than the GT's. IMO

[Triepsyn]

1. Would you rather die a virgin or die a nasty slut/man-whore?
I'd rather die a virgin than someone everyone will remember as "sleep-along Steve or Sandy". :lol:

2. Would you rather fall in love and marry or be able to get any1 you wanted but never fall in love?
Decisions decisions. :lol: Um, I guess fall in love & get married.

3. Would you rather get a Prince Albert or lose a hand?
Like I said before, I use my hands wayy too much to lose one.


:victory:

[Triepsyn]

1. Would you rather have $1,000 in cash or $10,000 in nothing but pennies?

2. Would you rather die young & in love or die old and lonely?

3. Would you rather kiss someone of the same sex or kiss someone from the opposite sex that is BEYOND UGLY!


Yeah, those sounded really mature. :rolleyes:

[3rdgenRX7]

Who cares about maturity in this game. Not I

pennies
die young
opposite sex

[I8ayellowcrayon]

Rather get a Prince Albert. There is no getting your hand back.

Definitely a crappy house; nice car.

I can't think of any either... :P

[3rdgenRX7]

No one has any more to add?

[Triepsyn]

1. Would you rather be tied to the bottom of a highway column and left to starve to death or would you rather be tied to a highway column and shot?

2. Would you rather be hit by a train and killed or shot and tied to the traintracks?

3. Would you rather wear a pink or purple tutu in front of thousands of people at the Fayetteville mall?

(Things were getting a little grotesque, I had to mix it up with question #3) :P

[3rdgenRX7]

1) Shot
2) Shot, I dont care what happenes to me after I die
3) a really dark purple almost black

[92PreludeSi]

1. Would you rather be tied to the bottom of a highway column and left to starve to death or would you rather be tied to a highway column and shot?
left to starve. some1 might find me. :P

2. Would you rather be hit by a train and killed or shot and tied to the traintracks?
shot n tied.

3. Would you rather wear a pink or purple tutu in front of thousands of people at the Fayetteville mall?
pink is da shyt. B)

[Triepsyn]

Would you rather be arrested masturbating in a movie theatre (a la' Pee Wee Herman circa 1992) or would you rather be hospitalized for masturbating with super glue (a la' American Pie circa 2000)?

Would you rather be caught listening to a pop sensation via Backstreet Boys or would you rather admit to owning a soul diva CD via Celine Dion?

Would you rather wreck by flying into a bridge embankment ( :lol: BDP) or would you rather wreck by flipping your car into a body of water (Lake, river, ocean, whatever.) ?

Hope those were creative enough for ya. :thumbup:

[Jenevive]

1. Masturbating in movie theater

2. Celine Dion

3. Bridge Embankment

:P

[Maliwho97]

Word??? Hahahahaha

[Maliwho97]

Would you rather
1) Get caught sleeping w/ someone utterly disgusting on video, but get to sleep w/ many many other HOT people,
2) Or sleep w/ one person for the rest of your life?

[1meanTA]

:o -would u rather find out your wife is your cousin, or find out your parents were cousins....? (think about it before u answer..)

i cant think of any more....jeez im horrible.... <_<

[Triepsyn]

Originally posted by Maliwho97@Dec 19 2003, 05:39 PM
Would you rather
1) a. Get caught sleeping w/ someone utterly disgusting on video, but get to sleep w/ many many other HOT people,
b. Or sleep w/ one person for the rest of your life?

2) -would u rather find out your wife is your cousin, or find out your parents were cousins....? (think about it before u answer..)



1) Sleep with the same person for the rest of my life.

2) I'd rather find out my wife was my cousin. Because for the fact that if my 'rents were cousins, that would make me inbred. If my wife & I were cousins, we could put a stop to it before any reprecussions. (Ie. Inbred children.) Besides, if I was inbred, that would be bad... Whereas my wife & I could keep something from happening by putting an end to it before someones' life got fucked up (A child).

I feel so dirty saying inbred so many times. :wacko:

[1meanTA]

LOL! well thought answer! :lol:

[Triepsyn]

Originally posted by 1meanTA@Jan 6 2004, 09:06 AM
LOL! well thought answer! :lol:

:lol: I was thinking about how to word it without making me seem like some sick individual.

[95TSiEVO6GSR]

Would you rather get caught runnin from the police in an import and go to jail or get caught in public with a domestic???

^this is pretty much for import lovers....

[Maliwho97]

Hahaha, good one. But, I wouldn't get caught in an import, I'd be gone too quick! Haha

[04Mazda6s]

Originally posted by 95TSiEVO6GSR@Jan 7 2004, 12:10 AM
Would you rather get caught runnin from the police in an import and go to jail or get caught in public with a domestic???

^this is pretty much for import lovers....
so your saying domestics won't get caught? :thumbup:

[Triepsyn]

I think he means.. Would you rather be just representing a domestic, out in public.

Or get caught by the cops in an import. :lol:

[95TSiEVO6GSR]

thank you...thats exactly what i meant.....

[Khallos]

i would rather OWN a domestic.

[92PreludeSi]

Originally posted by 95TSiEVO6GSR@Jan 7 2004, 12:10 AM
Would you rather get caught runnin from the police in an import and go to jail or get caught in public with a domestic???

^this is pretty much for import lovers....

get caught runnin from police in an import :shiftingfun:

[92PreludeSi]

Would you rather fuck Britney or Christina? :P

[95TSiEVO6GSR]

why not both???

[Polytheneguy]

Rather have an extremely messed up face and a beautiful body
or
A messed up body with an amazing face

Own a car that was extremely fast, but looked like a beater
or
Own a car that was a show stopper, but had a p.o.s. engine

Marry an ugly chick and have amazing sex
or
a super model that could not have sex

[Triepsyn]

Originally posted by Polytheneguy@Apr 8 2004, 11:41 PM
Rather have an extremely messed up face and a beautiful body
or
A messed up body with an amazing face

Own a car that was extremely fast, but looked like a beater
or
Own a car that was a show stopper, but had a p.o.s. engine

Marry an ugly chick and have amazing sex
or
a super model that could not have sex

1. Amazing face, fucked up body.

2. Own a car that was extremely fast, but looked like a beater.

3. Marry an ugly chick and have amazing sex.

You? :P

[Polytheneguy]

You stole my damn answers. STOP READING MY MIND! :P :thumbup:

Jared

[95TSiEVO6GSR]

Originally posted by Polytheneguy@Apr 8 2004, 05:41 PM
Rather have an extremely messed up face and a beautiful body
or
A messed up body with an amazing face

Own a car that was extremely fast, but looked like a beater
or
Own a car that was a show stopper, but had a p.o.s. engine

Marry an ugly chick and have amazing sex
or
a super model that could not have sex
1. Dunno really...its prolly really shallow to say this but you can always turn the lights off... :D

2.Id take the beater look(thats what a sleeper is after all) :thumbup:

3. Id take the model, simply because you can get so much credit for marrying a model that when you divorce you can get a really hot girl afterwords.. B)

[Jenevive]

Originally posted by Polytheneguy@Apr 9 2004, 12:41 AM
Rather have an extremely messed up face and a beautiful body
or
A messed up body with an amazing face

Own a car that was extremely fast, but looked like a beater
or
Own a car that was a show stopper, but had a p.o.s. engine

Marry an ugly chick and have amazing sex
or
a super model that could not have sex
i guess you mean guys for me. ^_^
messed up face and nice body. show stopper with pos engine. super model and no sex. ^_^

[Jenevive]

a girlfriend or boyfriend that was really hot but didnt kno a thing about cars. or a girlfriend or boyfriend that wasnt very good looking but knew alot about cars. ^_^

white chick or AZN chick? ^_^

[5point_Slow]

Rather have an extremely messed up face and a beautiful body
or
A messed up body with an amazing face

Own a car that was extremely fast, but looked like a beater
or
Own a car that was a show stopper, but had a p.o.s. engine

Marry an ugly chick and have amazing sex
or
a super model that could not have sex
1. messed up face theres always plastic work that can be done and its a smaller area than an entire body
2. beaters
3. super model


a girlfriend or boyfriend that was really hot but didnt kno a thing about cars. or a girlfriend or boyfriend that wasnt very good looking but knew alot about cars.

white chick or AZN chick?

1. girlfriend that was really hot but didnt know a thing about cars cause its like that 99% of the time neways
2. White unless she was half black and azn

[Mr. Merk]

my girl is hot and knows about cars, :2thumbsup:

[SmokeyTheBear]

Originally posted by GearheadGirl81@May 28 2004, 07:02 PM
a girlfriend or boyfriend that was really hot but didnt kno a thing about cars. or a girlfriend or boyfriend that wasnt very good looking but knew alot about cars. ^_^

white chick or AZN chick? ^_^
a g/f who didn't know anything about cars. i don't have to talk car talk with her. if she knows music, then it is awesome in my book.

what kind of AZN chick?? there are japanese, chinese, laotian, viets, etc etc?? i prefer white (nothing against asian women, they are beautiful too)

goes fast but hauls ass. speed > looks.